- "It says on the back of the NyQuill box May cause drowisness, it should say Don't make any fucking plans"
- "I'm just not happy cause my life didn't turn out the way I wanted it to Hey join the fucking club"
- "Life Sucks, get a fucking helmet"
- "You eat enough meat you want to kill someone, thats the way it works"
- "Stevey Ray Vaughn is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi on a helecopter"
- "Pull Up your Pants"
- "Another thing when im president, my social policy, Fuck You"
- "After the war I ate so much meat i was like no no we got to keep fighting first stop Vietnam, suprise the fuck out of thoese people huh"
- "Second stop not Iraq not Iran, ya know where? Canada, I don't trust thoes people, their to nice and they live right above america"
- "Take my penis away"
- Denis Leary Offical Page
- Unoffical Denis Leary
- Here is a list of some of the the Denis Leary pages on the net